There's always that one burning question between two dating lovers, about when to start having sex and why? Although most people dont ask about the later. I think sex should be left for marriage, but in the world we live in, that's pretty much non existent in the world today. People want hands on experience of what is to come. Nobody wants a husband who's got a finger as opposed to the large donkey dong that would make them call to the heveans! Lol! Anyway, sex is good, and when shared among people that have complete trust in each other, who also know that their relationship is actually headed somewhere and isnt a fling, and Before God you know that what you have is for real, Then by all means go right ahead!
That's a pretty tough one isnt it?
I know there isnt an exact answer to every one's love questions, but thats because it isnt an exact science. It's a cloud of emotions that makes no sense to anyobody, not even the two central characters. Actually the only thing that matters is what you feel when you look each other deep into your eyes and feel that electricity coursing through your bodies. Yes, that is the lust telling you have each other there and then! But hold on just a mike loving minute! There's a whole hell of things to consider before you shag, thus my list of ten concrete things that
teenagers need to do before they have sex
was born. Just to be clear, these are things to
do before you have oral sex, sexual
intercourse, or anything else that could get
you pregnant or an STD. 1. Have an orgasm. Yes, before you start having sex, you should
give yourself an orgasm. It's important to
know what feels good to you before you can
show another person what feels good to you. 2. Know the other person's sexual history. And I don't mean just vaginal intercourse for
this one! 3. Know the other person's STD status, as
well as your own. The only way to know this for sure is to be
tested! And if you're both virgins, well, you're
not going to be for long. You might as well get
that scary first STD testing out of the way so
you'll know what to expect next time around. 4. Talk about exactly what STD protection and
birth control you will be using. These two issues go hand-in-hand (for
heterosexual couples), and it is the domain of
both parties to be intimately involved. 5. If you are part of a heterosexual couple,
talk about what happens if the woman gets
pregnant. Here are a few options to talk about, in
alphabetical order: abortion, adoption, raising
the kid alone, raising the kid together. With
the understanding that reality is different
than the theoretical, make sure you're both on
the same theoretical page. 6. Have your best friend's blessing. We can rarely see someone we're in love with
clearly. It is often our best friends who can
see our lovers and our potential lovers for who
they really are. Listen to what your best
friend has to say, and take it to heart. If it's
not what you wanted to hear, give it some time. Wait a month. A good relationship will be
able to withstand another month before having
sex. Then ask a different friend, and see what
they have to say. 7. Meet your partner's parents. At the very least, make sure you know why you
haven't met your them. The best sex comes
out of knowing someone well, and knowing
someone's family is an important part of
knowing them. (Even if they're really, really
different from their family.) 8. Be comfortable being naked in front of each
other. You don't actually have to strip down in broad
daylight to make sure you've reached this
milestone, but it sure helps! 9. Have condoms on hand. Make sure they fit right, that they're within
the expiration date, and that they haven't
been exposed to extreme conditions (like the
inside of a really hot car). Condoms should be
part of any respectful sexual relationship.
There need be no assumption of hook ups outside of the relationship, just an assumption
of good sexual habits being made and kept. 10. Make sure that your partner has done all of
these things too. Part of a happy, healthy sexual encounter is
taking care of everyone's emotional needs and
physical health. Both people need to pay
attention to themselves and to their partner.
That way each person has two people looking
out for them. It's just the best way to do things.
That answers question number one(for the slow ones click here to hilight the first question)
Nuh! Just having you,
Now as for the why,
Why do you want to bond your soul's to youe soulmates? Why would you put youe mate above all others and commit to have eyes only for them? Yes if you still feel that you are reaady, then go right ahead!
Maybe Im being sentimental, maybe I'm being realistic,
But I call it as I see it.
I sign out!
Monday, 15 August 2011
Saturday, 9 July 2011
What women want,
Am new at this but lets see what I can do.
So, women, the object of mans desire, ambition, charm and any other thing we can throw at them, but I ask, is it worth all that hustle? Dont get me wrong, I have nothing against the fairer sex, infact a few goings on here and ther have led me(more often than not) into a pit I may never escape, but thats for another day. What do they really want? A friend of mine once told me that, and she was very clear, a woman wants to be loved, regular athletics in between the sheets(both long distance and short sprints in the kitchen before the kids get home) and every once in a few minutes that they are the ultimate object of your affection. Here's where I find fault in her arguement. To all the dudes, raise your hands if youve told her a million times that you love her and she goes ... '' really?'' and there's that oh so terseness in her voice when she asks that question, and without thinking much of it you blubber out a 'yes!' and she goes ''...okay!'
*chirping cricket sounds* okay then.
When you get into the mood and she's screaming to the high heveans that 'you are the man!' (which indeed you are) and then after a sterling performance of which you are proud of you lay back to catch your breathe, just as your strength returns to you and you rise to a second occassion, she asks '' who is nani...(insert female name here eg flo)'' and before you know it, the 'Mighty' falls in battle! Never to rise again(for a few hours atleast) and you wonder why we roll over and hit snooze on our brains. Not forgetting those poor jamaaz who cease from trying and do their best to be that man we all envy, and she still goes for that fat big assed pot-bellied OLD jamaa driving that sleek sweet jaguar XJ-9. Did I mention you are beyond fit (whether its days on end of sustained hunger developments or you actually hit the gym every so often or just maybe its the fact that you are so adept at walking that you become this 'mean lean machine'; I don't know)
So on that frequency of thought, woman is as versatile, variable or as inconstant as they come, I resign to the adage' now that's the million dollar question!'
Anywho all this was sparked up by recent love lost by yours truly, and here's the scoop of the state of affairs as they are!
She is wonderful, amazing and all that empty headed hoohaa, and despite my better judgement to spectate the dating scene, I decided to take the leap! And boy did I land hard! So everything's going great and she actually likes me! (or does she?) so one time she comes to my place of work and leaves with my co-workers to go have a good time, and all I get is a text telling me she's left the premises and then her phone goes off! I know am a sucker and at that moment in time, every iota in my body boils with rage which alas it would be ungentlemanly to express, thus here I am!
Wondering what they really want...
Laughing myself silly
But hey.
Atleast my existence ceases to be mundane! All in the name of that irritating 4 letter word!
Till next time I remain yours!
Wa Kabuga
Am new at this but lets see what I can do.
So, women, the object of mans desire, ambition, charm and any other thing we can throw at them, but I ask, is it worth all that hustle? Dont get me wrong, I have nothing against the fairer sex, infact a few goings on here and ther have led me(more often than not) into a pit I may never escape, but thats for another day. What do they really want? A friend of mine once told me that, and she was very clear, a woman wants to be loved, regular athletics in between the sheets(both long distance and short sprints in the kitchen before the kids get home) and every once in a few minutes that they are the ultimate object of your affection. Here's where I find fault in her arguement. To all the dudes, raise your hands if youve told her a million times that you love her and she goes ... '' really?'' and there's that oh so terseness in her voice when she asks that question, and without thinking much of it you blubber out a 'yes!' and she goes ''...okay!'
*chirping cricket sounds* okay then.
When you get into the mood and she's screaming to the high heveans that 'you are the man!' (which indeed you are) and then after a sterling performance of which you are proud of you lay back to catch your breathe, just as your strength returns to you and you rise to a second occassion, she asks '' who is nani...(insert female name here eg flo)'' and before you know it, the 'Mighty' falls in battle! Never to rise again(for a few hours atleast) and you wonder why we roll over and hit snooze on our brains. Not forgetting those poor jamaaz who cease from trying and do their best to be that man we all envy, and she still goes for that fat big assed pot-bellied OLD jamaa driving that sleek sweet jaguar XJ-9. Did I mention you are beyond fit (whether its days on end of sustained hunger developments or you actually hit the gym every so often or just maybe its the fact that you are so adept at walking that you become this 'mean lean machine'; I don't know)
So on that frequency of thought, woman is as versatile, variable or as inconstant as they come, I resign to the adage' now that's the million dollar question!'
Anywho all this was sparked up by recent love lost by yours truly, and here's the scoop of the state of affairs as they are!
She is wonderful, amazing and all that empty headed hoohaa, and despite my better judgement to spectate the dating scene, I decided to take the leap! And boy did I land hard! So everything's going great and she actually likes me! (or does she?) so one time she comes to my place of work and leaves with my co-workers to go have a good time, and all I get is a text telling me she's left the premises and then her phone goes off! I know am a sucker and at that moment in time, every iota in my body boils with rage which alas it would be ungentlemanly to express, thus here I am!
Wondering what they really want...
Laughing myself silly
But hey.
Atleast my existence ceases to be mundane! All in the name of that irritating 4 letter word!
Till next time I remain yours!
Wa Kabuga
So here's to start off
This blog is about the well observed traits of an irate middle aged young man. The characters (however close they seem to fiction) are based on real life characters, na ukijiona hapa, Don't fret, its all called for and fully warranted. I do not apologize for any defamation that may result from here in. enjoy your reads!
And yes, Walter has the right Idea!
And yes, Walter has the right Idea!
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